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Friday, October 02, 2009

Lelaki gila anak saudagar penipu 1#

Posted by zuliana_me |

Warning: Bahasa agar kasar. Jgn baca kalau hati selembut sutera.

Dah lame aku tak tulis dalam blog ni. Bukan aku tak berfikir selama beberapa hari ni tp sbb aku tak tau ape yang patut ditulis. Since I'm now so hot berapi with this 1 guy, so I'm goin to write a
real F***'G life story about him entitled: "Lelaki gila anak saudagar penipu". (Bapak die: saudagar tak penipu, saje guna ayat P.Ramlee tp anak die mmg saiko tamak tahap tertinggi babe...)

A few months back, my uncle's bro (bau-bau bacang kitorang) on my mom's side, met my dad & proposed an idea to open a plastic factory together. They initially seek my mom's bro (pak ude) for financial support bcoz they neither had enough money nor did they able to apply for loan from bank. Pak ude later asked my dad if they can help this old saudagar. Plastic is a good business & helping a relative is a good thing.

Nak dijadikan cerita, my dad gave a big sum of money while old saudagar only had to give the equity from his old company= rm50k & land=rm50k.

It all started like a perfect fairy tales with a written agreement that had been agreed by all (3 directors:my dad, old saudagar, nasir) & what left to do was just to run the business. However, my dad didn't realise the most important thing that would change it all... Old saudagar brought with him a perfect package of mad greedy son
"Lelaki gila anak saudagar penipu" LGASP. Atleast my dad didn't realise he was crazy...

LGASP
is a 30 years-old man who yelled at his dad in front of the crowd. He acts like he's the main share holder when all he has is the clerk post that my dad gave after considering old saudagar. Kerani yang xde keje ape tapi gaji rm2500, pastu nak beli keta ofis yg tidak mahal untuk die guna mmg die mengamuk:

"Ayah, saya tak nak guna keta ni! Saya nak keta storm. Tukar!", he said to his dad in front of my dad & crowd...

Like duh....it's not even your dad's money dude... considering that you didn't do nothing but got a paycheck, u shud be thankful
.

Last time LGASP
marah giler bila dapat tau Lee& Nasir jumpe bapak aku tanpa bagitau die. Die buat tak pe plak. Suka hati bapak aku la.. LGASP jadi bossy giler! Die suke mengamuk so Lee& Nasir agak takut.

Old saudagar: tak bayar gaji pekerja2 (so my dad lagi kene bayar), buat dunno masa nak tukar nama tanah, tak berfikiran panjang & tamak nak instant money that won't get u anywhere,asyik mintak duit itu ini konon2 nak up la..tak boleh blah.

LGASP paksa mintak naik gaji rm4000, kerani yg xde wat ape. ko x rase macam nak mengamuk? Lee & Nasir yg cari projek & buat banyak keje pun tak macam tu.... Kalo aku jadi Lee, hari-hari aku komplen kat aku punya bini "melayu bodo la". Business elok g cari gaduh. Since Old Saudagar refuses to sell his share, I hope my dad find a fierce Chinese buyer yg boleh brainwash LGSAP. I'll work hard & build a better company for my dad (though not now). Dun u worry, daddy... Plus, as u said, money is not the most important thing.

Next episode: "Uncle suruh saya buat ape saje, sujud kat kaki uncle pun saya buat asal uncle maafkan saya",
LGASP said.

"pelakon paling teruk dalam dunia!", I said.

6 comments:

andy said...

u know what..i nvr thought i reall all ur line in this entry thou!!!! hahahahaah...

p/s: your blog layout same as my pal nam Joshua, visit lah: http://tallboyz.blogspot.com/

zuliana_me said...

"reall" tu ape? hehe..i already checked ur fren's blog... yela..it's the same, not the 1st time thou. i bumped into the same layout last time. Tp malas la nak tukar..Thanx..

nabilazahin said...

ZUUU...nabby nii.. ade blog ye ko. aku pun ade gaks:D anyways zuu..gmbr kaki purple kt blog ko ni kaan, aku pun adeee :D hikhik..cya next wk..u better come n join us next wk k zu!

zuliana_me said...

Hi, nabs! insya Allah aku gi.. sok aku ade interview. hrp2 dpt..;)

huda said...

hey gal,
this if wayy funny..GIle ok orang2 tamak haloba xsedar dek untung

zuliana_me said...

Haha... u never see him in person! He was a drug addict (this, i can accept but the greedy& hot-tempered thing is a big NO NO...)
Syukur, now that he's out.

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